1 00:00:00,805 --> 00:00:02,757 It's springtime in Westport, 2 00:00:02,820 --> 00:00:05,476 which means birds are chirping, flowers are blooming, 3 00:00:05,531 --> 00:00:08,198 and moms everywhere are breaking out their white jeans 4 00:00:08,267 --> 00:00:11,068 to show the world just how skinny they are. 5 00:00:11,137 --> 00:00:12,469 Mama? 6 00:00:12,538 --> 00:00:15,139 How come you never wear white jeans like the other mommies? 7 00:00:15,207 --> 00:00:17,374 Because then Mama can't do two of her favorite things... 8 00:00:17,443 --> 00:00:19,410 eat chocolate and wipe her hands on her pants. 9 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:21,979 I love you. Have a good day. 10 00:00:22,047 --> 00:00:24,114 Springtime also means it's time 11 00:00:24,183 --> 00:00:26,316 for the elementary school's annual Field Day, 12 00:00:26,385 --> 00:00:28,085 where moms and their daughters split into teams 13 00:00:28,154 --> 00:00:29,586 and compete against each other. 14 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,422 - Katie. - Chloe. 15 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:33,657 We're picking teams for Field Day this morning, 16 00:00:33,726 --> 00:00:36,026 and I noticed you and Anna-Kat aren't signed up. 17 00:00:36,095 --> 00:00:38,362 That's because Field Day isn't about the kids. 18 00:00:38,431 --> 00:00:40,497 It's an excuse for shallow, self-absorbed moms 19 00:00:40,566 --> 00:00:41,899 to prove that they're in better shape 20 00:00:41,967 --> 00:00:44,334 than other shallow, self-absorbed moms. 21 00:00:44,403 --> 00:00:47,438 To be clear, I think you're shallow and self-absorbed. 22 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:52,509 15 minutes and 30 seconds 23 00:00:52,578 --> 00:00:55,512 for Becky and I to run from Pembroke Manor to the school. 24 00:00:55,581 --> 00:00:56,914 - Mm. - My house has a name. 25 00:00:56,982 --> 00:00:59,750 Where's Becky? 26 00:00:59,819 --> 00:01:01,652 Hmm? Oh. 27 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,320 Must have lost her along the way somewhere. 28 00:01:03,389 --> 00:01:04,655 Mama! 29 00:01:04,723 --> 00:01:07,024 Penny says everyone else is signed up for Field Day, 30 00:01:07,092 --> 00:01:09,092 and we should, too. 31 00:01:09,161 --> 00:01:10,427 I think it'd be fun. 32 00:01:10,496 --> 00:01:12,262 All right, sweetie. 33 00:01:12,331 --> 00:01:15,232 If that's what you want, we will. 34 00:01:15,301 --> 00:01:16,700 - Oh. Oh! - Yes! 35 00:01:16,769 --> 00:01:20,604 I am so glad you're signing up so I can not pick you. 36 00:01:20,673 --> 00:01:23,140 Well, I am not going to pick you. 37 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:25,008 Well, you're not a team captain, 38 00:01:25,077 --> 00:01:26,443 so that comeback's meaningless. 39 00:01:26,512 --> 00:01:29,279 Well, imagine I was, for the sake of my comeback. 40 00:01:29,348 --> 00:01:30,547 So there. 41 00:01:30,616 --> 00:01:31,915 In your face! 42 00:01:32,985 --> 00:01:34,251 Katie! 43 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:35,319 Hi-i-i! 44 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:37,187 Wow. Suzanne. 45 00:01:37,256 --> 00:01:39,656 There's usually not three syllables in "hi." 46 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,792 I want to introduce you to a new mom at school. 47 00:01:41,861 --> 00:01:44,628 And get this... Her name is also Katie! 48 00:01:44,697 --> 00:01:46,964 Isn't that hilarious? 49 00:01:47,032 --> 00:01:48,131 Suzanne? 50 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,167 I told you not to take those Mexican diet pills 51 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:51,134 anymore, sweetie. 52 00:01:51,203 --> 00:01:52,503 They're just speed. 53 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:54,738 - Nice to meet you, Katie. - You too, Katie. 54 00:01:54,807 --> 00:01:57,007 I'm, like, dying! 55 00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:59,176 So, what are we gonna do? 56 00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:01,912 We can't have two Katies with kids in the same class, 57 00:02:01,981 --> 00:02:04,414 so we're gonna have to find a way to tell you two apart. 58 00:02:04,483 --> 00:02:07,718 Well, I'm Katie Otto, so I guess I could just go by "Katie O." 59 00:02:07,786 --> 00:02:10,420 Oh, that won't work. I'm also Katie O. 60 00:02:10,489 --> 00:02:11,555 My last name is Owens. 61 00:02:11,624 --> 00:02:13,390 Two Katie O's?! 62 00:02:13,459 --> 00:02:15,259 Uh, I can't take it! 63 00:02:15,327 --> 00:02:18,362 Okay. Well, I guess we'll have to come up with some other way 64 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:21,298 of differentiating you two Katies, hmm? 65 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:23,300 Could I give it a go? 66 00:02:23,369 --> 00:02:24,601 Well, let's see. 67 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:26,703 You both have the same hair color, 68 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:30,707 so what's different about you? 69 00:02:32,745 --> 00:02:35,579 00:02:42,953 "Big Katie"? I wouldn't assume that. 72 00:02:43,022 --> 00:02:44,454 There are plenty of other possible nicknames. 73 00:02:44,523 --> 00:02:46,657 Really? Like what? 74 00:02:46,725 --> 00:02:48,592 You could get a tattoo on your face. 75 00:02:48,661 --> 00:02:50,661 Be "Tattoo-Face Katie." 76 00:02:50,729 --> 00:02:53,263 They'd still call me Big Katie. And you know why? 77 00:02:53,332 --> 00:02:54,932 Because everyone in this town is obsessed 78 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,333 with what kind of shape you're in. 79 00:02:56,402 --> 00:02:58,835 They might as well call Field Day "Fitness Shaming Day." 80 00:02:58,904 --> 00:03:01,672 Ugh. I am so glad my kids are too old for Field Day. 81 00:03:01,740 --> 00:03:03,874 Being the only black family at an athletic event 82 00:03:03,943 --> 00:03:05,108 is too much pressure. 83 00:03:05,177 --> 00:03:07,210 The only good thing about having that baby 84 00:03:07,279 --> 00:03:09,279 is that it gives me a pass to skip Field Day this year. 85 00:03:09,348 --> 00:03:11,648 That's the only good thing? 86 00:03:11,717 --> 00:03:12,849 Yeah. 87 00:03:12,918 --> 00:03:14,151 Well, that, and my yoo-hoo 88 00:03:14,219 --> 00:03:17,120 gets a six-month mandatory bone-break from Richard. 89 00:03:17,189 --> 00:03:18,422 You don't have to wait six months. 90 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,123 Yeah, but he doesn't know that. 91 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:23,627 They just e-mailed the team assignments. 92 00:03:23,696 --> 00:03:26,163 Oh, good. I'm not on Chloe's team. 93 00:03:26,231 --> 00:03:28,465 I'm on Nancy's team. 94 00:03:28,534 --> 00:03:30,701 And she made me the anchor in the tug-of-war. 95 00:03:30,769 --> 00:03:33,303 Make the big girl the anchor. That is so insulting. 96 00:03:33,372 --> 00:03:35,339 Anywhere else in this country, I am a normal-sized woman. 97 00:03:35,407 --> 00:03:37,040 My aunt in Wisconsin 98 00:03:37,109 --> 00:03:38,976 is worried that I'm wasting away to nothing, 99 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:40,978 but here, compared to these stupid, competitive, 100 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:43,880 white-jeans-wearing, underfed skinnies, I'm an anchor! 101 00:03:45,384 --> 00:03:46,850 Damn. 102 00:03:46,919 --> 00:03:48,385 Big Katie's on a tear today. 103 00:03:48,454 --> 00:03:49,453 Yeah. 104 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:53,824 Just the man I was looking for. 105 00:03:53,892 --> 00:03:56,126 I'm entering my grandfather's famous chili recipe 106 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:58,261 in the cook-off at the Field Day tomorrow, 107 00:03:58,330 --> 00:03:59,529 and I thought I'd teach you to make it. 108 00:03:59,598 --> 00:04:00,998 Is there a cash prize? 109 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:02,699 No cash, just pride. 110 00:04:02,768 --> 00:04:03,767 So nothing. 111 00:04:03,836 --> 00:04:05,202 I couldn't be more out. 112 00:04:05,270 --> 00:04:06,970 Oliver, pride is worth something in this world. 113 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:09,239 Is it? Huh. 114 00:04:09,308 --> 00:04:11,041 "Hi. Harvard? 115 00:04:11,110 --> 00:04:13,310 I'd like to pay for my tuition. 116 00:04:13,379 --> 00:04:15,912 Not with money. With pride. 117 00:04:15,981 --> 00:04:17,347 What? 118 00:04:17,416 --> 00:04:19,282 You don't accept pride. 119 00:04:19,351 --> 00:04:20,784 That's strange." 120 00:04:20,853 --> 00:04:22,619 Fine. I'll make it myself. 121 00:04:22,688 --> 00:04:24,121 "Hello? American Express? 122 00:04:24,189 --> 00:04:25,522 I'd like to settle my bill. 123 00:04:25,591 --> 00:04:27,157 With pride. 124 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:28,704 What? 125 00:04:28,773 --> 00:04:30,773 You don't?" 126 00:04:30,842 --> 00:04:32,775 Dad, American Express doesn't accept pride, either. 127 00:04:32,844 --> 00:04:34,677 - I get it. - I have so many more. 128 00:04:34,745 --> 00:04:36,912 I'm gonna go write them down and e-mail them to you. 129 00:04:36,981 --> 00:04:39,748 "Hello? Colombian kidnappers? 130 00:04:39,817 --> 00:04:42,751 We've decided to meet your ransom demands with pride." 131 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:44,920 Hey, Mr. A. What are you up to? 132 00:04:44,989 --> 00:04:46,489 I'm making chili for tomorrow's chili cook-off. 133 00:04:46,557 --> 00:04:48,791 Chili? That's my fourth-favorite food! 134 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:53,028 Right behind gummy worms, gummy sharks, and... 135 00:04:55,399 --> 00:04:56,599 Pass. 136 00:04:56,667 --> 00:04:58,000 Do you want to help me make it? 137 00:04:58,069 --> 00:04:59,068 I sure could use a hand. 138 00:04:59,137 --> 00:05:00,703 Dad, get your own boyfriend. 139 00:05:00,771 --> 00:05:02,738 He's here to be with me, not make chili with you. 140 00:05:02,807 --> 00:05:03,906 Come on, Trip. 141 00:05:03,975 --> 00:05:06,342 But... it's chili. 142 00:05:07,979 --> 00:05:10,045 So... wait. 143 00:05:10,114 --> 00:05:12,248 You're gonna blow me off, throw on an apron, 144 00:05:12,316 --> 00:05:13,883 and make chili with my dad? 145 00:05:13,951 --> 00:05:15,384 There's outfits?! 146 00:05:16,988 --> 00:05:19,421 What? Whoa. 147 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:20,890 Yeah, sure. Turn around. 148 00:05:26,964 --> 00:05:29,665 - Katie. - Chloe. 149 00:05:29,734 --> 00:05:31,667 - Katie. - Nancy. 150 00:05:31,736 --> 00:05:32,835 You made me the anchor 151 00:05:32,904 --> 00:05:34,470 because that's all you think that I can do. 152 00:05:34,539 --> 00:05:36,105 - Mm-hmm. - Well, I'm not doin' it. 153 00:05:36,174 --> 00:05:38,474 I'll have you know that I can dominate any event 154 00:05:38,543 --> 00:05:40,809 at this stupid Field Day and beat every mom here. 155 00:05:40,878 --> 00:05:42,711 Oh, no, sweetie, 156 00:05:42,780 --> 00:05:46,115 you know this is Field Day, not "Mrs. Fields Day," right? 157 00:05:47,818 --> 00:05:50,486 If you want, you can have my spot in the three-legged race, 158 00:05:50,555 --> 00:05:51,954 and I'll be the anchor. 159 00:05:52,023 --> 00:05:53,088 Thank you, Katie. 160 00:05:53,157 --> 00:05:55,124 - You're welcome, Katie. - Oh! 161 00:05:55,193 --> 00:05:58,360 It just kills me every time! 162 00:05:58,429 --> 00:06:01,130 The three-legged race is for people who train and condition. 163 00:06:01,199 --> 00:06:02,531 I ran track in high school. 164 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,767 It's muscle memory. You don't lose that. 165 00:06:04,835 --> 00:06:06,535 Hey, no judgment here. 166 00:06:06,604 --> 00:06:09,238 Now, what size T-shirt can I put you down for... 167 00:06:09,307 --> 00:06:12,975 extra small, small, or the one XL we set aside for you? 168 00:06:13,044 --> 00:06:15,411 I'll take the "at least my husband didn't flee to Nepal 169 00:06:15,479 --> 00:06:16,779 to get away from me" shirt. 170 00:06:16,847 --> 00:06:18,480 Do you have one of those? 171 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:27,416 We're gonna have fun together. 172 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:28,893 Crushing your enemies' spirit is always more fun 173 00:06:28,971 --> 00:06:30,221 when you do it with someone you love. 174 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,290 - Now. Are you ready? - I'm ready. 175 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,425 Boing! 176 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:35,560 Boing! 177 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:36,761 Sweetie, what are you doing? 178 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,997 I thought it'd be fun if we acted like rabbits. 179 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,965 No! We're sharks. 180 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,533 We eat rabbits. 181 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:45,370 When would a shark have an occasion to eat a rabbit? 182 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,906 When a plane full of rabbits crashes into the ocean. 183 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:50,308 Why would there be a plane full of rabbits? 184 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,210 I don't have time to explain how the world works. 185 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:53,411 Let's do this. 186 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:56,648 Anna-Kat, focus. 187 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:58,316 We have to be completely in sync. 188 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:01,352 Two people using three legs as one. 189 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,154 One mind, one body. 190 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:04,422 One mind, one body. 191 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:06,624 Why would sharks even have a taste for rabbit? 192 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:09,060 Drop it. One mind, one body. 193 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,695 One mind, one body. 194 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,131 Outside, middle. Outside, middle. 195 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:15,800 One person, one body, never to be separated. 196 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,340 That went surprisingly well. 197 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:24,676 Inside, outside. Inside, outside. Inside... 198 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:25,910 Okay. 199 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,445 First, you brown the meat. 200 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:29,414 Wait. Before you do... Taylor! 201 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:30,982 Take a picture of me, your dad, and the meat. 202 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:32,083 Really? 203 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,690 That was for social. Take another one. 204 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,224 - This one's just for us. - Oh. 205 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:43,494 Ugh. 206 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,165 What is going on? 207 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,000 Trip and I were supposed to hang out, 208 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,935 but now all he wants to do is make chili. 209 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,471 I always knew Trip would leave you for someone else. 210 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:55,573 I just didn't think it'd be Dad. 211 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:56,607 Okay. 212 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:57,742 Now I'm gonna tell you something 213 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,444 no one outside the family knows. 214 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:01,312 Grandpa Otto's secret ingredient. 215 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:02,814 The secret... 216 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:03,948 Hey. 217 00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:06,718 I am so not okay with this. 218 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,686 I thought you weren't interested in making chili with Dad. 219 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:09,754 I'm not. 220 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:10,755 But that doesn't mean I want Trip 221 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,156 learning the family secrets. 222 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,092 Those are my secrets not to give a crap about. 223 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,226 Wow. 224 00:08:15,295 --> 00:08:16,828 Yeah, just don't tell anyone. Okay, son? 225 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:17,996 Son? 226 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,231 Your moron boyfriend is stealing my dad. 227 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,200 And Dad is stealing my boyfriend. 228 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:25,003 We have to find a way to put an end to this. 229 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,170 Now let's get a pic with the beans. 230 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:27,238 Love it! 231 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,009 - I'm gonna make that one my wallpaper. - Good call. 232 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,477 Inside, outside. Inside, outside. 233 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:33,611 Inside, outside. 234 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,480 Can I catch my breath for a second? 235 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:37,215 There's no catching your breath in the three-legged race. 236 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:38,750 You got to push through it. 237 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,954 Yes, baby girl. That's it. 238 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,590 That's it! That's it! 239 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,562 Ow! My ankle! 240 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:52,697 Come on! You got it! 241 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:53,731 I can't. 242 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:54,799 It's nothing. 243 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,667 Try and walk it off. 244 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,737 Ow! I can't put pressure on it! 245 00:08:59,806 --> 00:09:01,839 It's okay, sweetie. 246 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:03,007 We'll pack your ankle in ice, 247 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,842 and you'll be good as new in the morning. 248 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:07,278 And if you're not, I'll pump you so full of sugar 249 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,746 you won't be able to feel a thing. 250 00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:11,616 Hey, Trip. 251 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,184 Hey, Tay. 252 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,119 I'm gonna go bikini shopping. 253 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,220 Do you want to come with me? 254 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,655 Sorry, babe. 255 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:18,923 Stewing tomatoes. 256 00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:26,431 Wow. You just lost to a vegetable. 257 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,099 Watch and learn. 258 00:09:29,836 --> 00:09:31,269 Hey, Dad. 259 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:33,404 I was just doing some historical reading, 260 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,807 and I got a little confused on the tactics 261 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,810 that engineered victory at the Battle of Bunker Hill. 262 00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:40,578 Any chance you can explain it to me? 263 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:42,246 Not right now. 264 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,348 We're in the critical seasoning stage. 265 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,250 Why don't you go help your sister pick out bikinis? 266 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,657 So, now what? 267 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:55,793 I guess we have to wait until Field Day is over. 268 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,062 All right. Now we just let it simmer overnight. 269 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:00,398 - You really think we can win? - Absolutely. 270 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,833 And then we can enter other cooking contests. 271 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:02,867 Totally. 272 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,203 We could call ourselves the, uh... 273 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,706 Pass. 274 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,741 How do we stop this? 275 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,310 We have to make sure they don't win. 276 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,580 - Mmm! - Mmm. 277 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,482 - Mmm! - Mm-mmm-mmm! 278 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,850 - Mm-hmm. - Right? 279 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,885 - Mm-hmm. - What is happening?! 280 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,723 I am so bummed about Anna-Kat's ankle. 281 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,058 Now all the other moms are gonna think 282 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,093 I'm not racing because I chickened out. 283 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,261 Well, if it makes you feel better, 284 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,130 the chili that Trip and I made is amazing. 285 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:34,532 Great! So, you've had the ability to cook dinner 286 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,300 for the past 15 years and just haven't done it? 287 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:39,337 Thanks, honey. That really cheers me up. 288 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:41,839 Oh, so, let's just pretend my "Stir Fry Fridays" don't exist. 289 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,841 I'm just annoyed because Anna-Kat and I 290 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,110 totally would have won. 291 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,613 Hey, Trip. Yeah, I did get the bean photo, and you're right... 292 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,281 We do look like badasses. 293 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,191 Anna-Kat! 294 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,365 Ow! 295 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,600 My knee hurts so bad! 296 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,335 It was your ankle. 297 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,437 I mean my ankle! 298 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,339 - Ohh! - Other ankle. 299 00:11:15,921 --> 00:11:18,109 Ow? 300 00:11:22,218 --> 00:11:25,093 Anna-Kat, you lied about twisting your ankle. 301 00:11:25,171 --> 00:11:26,546 Why did you do that? 302 00:11:26,593 --> 00:11:29,132 So I wouldn't have to do the three-legged race. 303 00:11:29,195 --> 00:11:30,995 But you were so excited. 304 00:11:31,064 --> 00:11:32,630 I was excited at first, 305 00:11:32,699 --> 00:11:34,799 but then you got all, "One mind, one body. 306 00:11:34,867 --> 00:11:36,734 Crush those skinnies. They're gonna pay. 307 00:11:36,803 --> 00:11:38,669 - Those filthy..." - It's okay. 308 00:11:38,738 --> 00:11:40,304 I know what I said. 309 00:11:40,373 --> 00:11:41,772 And that ruined all the fun. 310 00:11:41,841 --> 00:11:43,574 Oh, my God. 311 00:11:43,643 --> 00:11:45,543 I became one of them. 312 00:11:45,611 --> 00:11:46,677 One of who? 313 00:11:46,746 --> 00:11:47,945 The moms. 314 00:11:48,014 --> 00:11:50,748 I complain how they're always taking an event 315 00:11:50,817 --> 00:11:53,784 that should be about the kids and making it about themselves, 316 00:11:53,853 --> 00:11:56,087 and then I went and did the same thing. 317 00:11:56,155 --> 00:11:58,456 That's just not okay. 318 00:12:02,862 --> 00:12:05,396 Anna-Kat, aren't you gonna say, "It's okay, Mama," 319 00:12:05,465 --> 00:12:06,797 and let me off the hook? 320 00:12:06,866 --> 00:12:09,600 Don't you ever get tired of the same old song and dance? 321 00:12:09,669 --> 00:12:12,403 I have to be better. 322 00:12:12,472 --> 00:12:14,038 No more practicing. 323 00:12:14,107 --> 00:12:17,775 Win or lose, I promise we'll have a great time at Field Day. 324 00:12:17,844 --> 00:12:20,611 Sounds good. 325 00:12:23,483 --> 00:12:25,449 One more shark-bunny-related question. 326 00:12:25,518 --> 00:12:26,751 You've got to let it go, sweetie. 327 00:12:26,819 --> 00:12:28,052 Got it. 328 00:12:33,192 --> 00:12:35,326 Smells like victory. 329 00:12:35,395 --> 00:12:37,595 And it sounds like the ocean. 330 00:12:39,165 --> 00:12:40,898 Let's give it a taste. 331 00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:49,507 This should take care of your problem. 332 00:12:49,575 --> 00:12:52,243 Just make sure you handle it very carefully. 333 00:12:52,311 --> 00:12:53,844 The ghost pepper is one of the hottest peppers 334 00:12:53,913 --> 00:12:55,179 known to mankind, 335 00:12:55,248 --> 00:12:57,047 so don't touch your eyes or let it get on your skin. 336 00:12:57,116 --> 00:12:58,616 You look cute in an apron. 337 00:12:58,684 --> 00:12:59,850 Pay attention. 338 00:12:59,919 --> 00:13:01,118 Tell him, Uncle Louie. 339 00:13:01,187 --> 00:13:02,953 This pepper will [bleep] you up. 340 00:13:09,262 --> 00:13:12,263 One taste of this, and their mouths will burn. 341 00:13:12,331 --> 00:13:15,466 They'll realize their failure, and their bromance will be over. 342 00:13:17,203 --> 00:13:20,337 I can't wait to see the looks on their face when they try it. 343 00:13:29,449 --> 00:13:31,248 Mm. Delicious. 344 00:13:32,718 --> 00:13:35,286 Mmm! Totally. 345 00:13:35,354 --> 00:13:36,520 Now I know how what's-his-name felt 346 00:13:36,589 --> 00:13:38,122 when he invented the whatchamacallit. 347 00:13:38,191 --> 00:13:39,223 Huh. 348 00:13:39,292 --> 00:13:42,193 What happened to melting their faces off? 349 00:13:43,796 --> 00:13:45,429 Let me try that. 350 00:13:47,733 --> 00:13:49,633 It's not spicy at all. 351 00:13:51,637 --> 00:13:53,404 You're right. 352 00:13:53,473 --> 00:13:54,672 What the hell? 353 00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:56,407 Uncle Louie gave me a dud pepper. 354 00:13:56,476 --> 00:13:57,942 What's going on? Who's Uncle Louie? 355 00:13:58,010 --> 00:13:58,943 What pepper? 356 00:13:59,011 --> 00:14:00,144 Come up with something. 357 00:14:00,213 --> 00:14:02,646 O-Oliver and I were jealous of you and Trip, 358 00:14:02,715 --> 00:14:05,115 so we put a hot pepper in your chili 359 00:14:05,184 --> 00:14:06,750 to sabotage your chances of winning. 360 00:14:06,819 --> 00:14:09,119 So, you just told the truth. 361 00:14:10,289 --> 00:14:11,689 Dad, don't just stare at us like that. 362 00:14:11,757 --> 00:14:14,291 Say something. 363 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,426 I can't. 364 00:14:15,495 --> 00:14:17,094 - What's wrong? - My mouwf... 365 00:14:18,564 --> 00:14:20,097 Something really bad is happening in my tongue! 366 00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:22,299 What is happening? 367 00:14:22,368 --> 00:14:24,134 Remember, the ghost pepper 368 00:14:24,203 --> 00:14:26,837 takes about 20 seconds to kick in. 369 00:14:26,906 --> 00:14:29,406 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks, Uncle Louie. 370 00:14:29,475 --> 00:14:30,875 I totally forgot. 371 00:14:30,943 --> 00:14:32,776 The ghost pepper's effects are slightly delayed. 372 00:14:32,845 --> 00:14:35,145 I can feel it in my ear canal! 373 00:14:35,214 --> 00:14:36,614 Give me the tap, old man! 374 00:14:37,984 --> 00:14:40,751 - Aah! - So that means... 375 00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:42,286 Aah! Oh! Oh! 376 00:14:43,489 --> 00:14:45,089 There's nothing I can do 377 00:14:45,157 --> 00:14:46,490 except wait for it. 378 00:14:52,098 --> 00:14:53,264 Kill me! 379 00:14:53,332 --> 00:14:55,032 All I wanted was someone to make chili with me. 380 00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:57,234 I need milk! I need milk! 381 00:14:58,538 --> 00:14:59,737 - Give me that. - Mm! 382 00:14:59,805 --> 00:15:01,972 I'm sorry, Taylor. I didn't mean to ignore you. 383 00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:03,607 Don't look at me! I think I'm gonna cry! 384 00:15:03,676 --> 00:15:05,476 I'm sorry I ruined your chili, Dad. 385 00:15:05,545 --> 00:15:07,111 Maybe the worst is over. 386 00:15:08,347 --> 00:15:11,815 Just when you think the worst is over, you soil yourself. 387 00:15:11,884 --> 00:15:13,350 Then it's done. 388 00:15:13,419 --> 00:15:15,052 Bad news, Dad. 389 00:15:17,256 --> 00:15:19,757 - I definitely hate her. - Give me a good one! 390 00:15:19,825 --> 00:15:22,192 Remember, it doesn't matter if we win or lose. 391 00:15:22,261 --> 00:15:24,562 We're just gonna hop around like rabbits and have fun. 392 00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:25,729 Okay, Mama. 393 00:15:25,798 --> 00:15:27,164 Wait. I'm gonna go grab us some waters. 394 00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:29,099 I'll be right back. 395 00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:31,068 - Yeah. - Oh, no. 396 00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:33,571 Oh, I can't believe Katie actually showed up. 397 00:15:33,639 --> 00:15:36,574 She is gonna come in dead last, and my team is gonna lose. 398 00:15:36,642 --> 00:15:37,908 I won't take home a trophy, 399 00:15:37,977 --> 00:15:39,677 and I will bring shame to Pembroke Manor. 400 00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:41,378 Okay, this is what I'm gonna do. 401 00:15:41,447 --> 00:15:43,280 I'm gonna come in first, of course. 402 00:15:43,349 --> 00:15:45,416 Then I'm gonna turn around, and I'm gonna laugh at her, 403 00:15:45,484 --> 00:15:47,151 but I'm gonna hold it in so I don't look like a bitch, 404 00:15:47,219 --> 00:15:48,118 like this. 405 00:15:53,926 --> 00:15:56,226 I got these. Because we're bunnies! 406 00:15:56,295 --> 00:15:57,461 Thanks, Mama. 407 00:15:57,530 --> 00:15:59,396 Now we just have to do one more thing. 408 00:15:59,465 --> 00:16:01,966 What's that? 409 00:16:02,034 --> 00:16:03,033 Win. 410 00:16:03,102 --> 00:16:05,102 Now we're talkin'. 411 00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:06,737 We're gonna beat those filthy... 412 00:16:06,806 --> 00:16:08,339 Okay, Anna-Kat. 413 00:16:10,543 --> 00:16:12,676 - Well, Oliver, we did it together. - Yeah. 414 00:16:12,745 --> 00:16:14,578 We combined the chili from three supermarkets 415 00:16:14,647 --> 00:16:16,780 and claimed it as our own. 416 00:16:16,849 --> 00:16:18,282 I'm glad I got my sight back. 417 00:16:18,351 --> 00:16:20,250 That ghost pepper caused a really scary 20 minutes. 418 00:16:20,319 --> 00:16:21,685 I can't feel my teeth. 419 00:16:21,754 --> 00:16:23,754 Attention, everyone. 420 00:16:23,823 --> 00:16:26,156 The three-legged race is about to begin. 421 00:16:29,762 --> 00:16:31,228 This is gonna be so embarrassing for you, 422 00:16:31,297 --> 00:16:32,763 and in front of your child, no less. 423 00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:34,798 Well, your kids have gotten over having a shrieking vulture 424 00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:36,567 for a mother, so we're good. 425 00:16:45,411 --> 00:16:46,944 Oh! 426 00:16:47,013 --> 00:16:48,612 Oh! My nose! 427 00:16:48,681 --> 00:16:49,713 Sweep the leg. 428 00:16:49,782 --> 00:16:50,881 But she's my friend! 429 00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:51,882 You're weak like your father. 430 00:16:51,951 --> 00:16:53,183 - Sweep the leg. - Okay. 431 00:16:53,252 --> 00:16:54,184 Anna-Kat... 432 00:16:54,253 --> 00:16:55,753 the flip! 433 00:16:55,821 --> 00:16:57,087 That's why we practiced. 434 00:16:57,156 --> 00:16:59,823 I dare you to sweep my leg, little girl. 435 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,661 Faster! Penny, faster! 436 00:17:04,797 --> 00:17:06,730 Oh, no, no! 437 00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:08,132 No! 438 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,134 Yes! 439 00:17:10,202 --> 00:17:11,468 You should have swept the leg! 440 00:17:11,537 --> 00:17:12,970 What's wrong with you?! 441 00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:14,872 Oh, shove your stupid nose! 442 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:16,073 It's my fourth one! 443 00:17:16,142 --> 00:17:17,708 I'll break it again! 444 00:17:17,777 --> 00:17:19,276 I need a doctor! 445 00:17:19,345 --> 00:17:20,277 I need a drink. 446 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:22,813 Oh, my gosh. I can't believe it. 447 00:17:22,882 --> 00:17:24,748 - You actually won. - That's right. 448 00:17:24,817 --> 00:17:26,817 You didn't think we had a chance, did you? 449 00:17:26,886 --> 00:17:29,086 None of you did. And why? 450 00:17:29,155 --> 00:17:30,988 Because I'm bigger than all of you. 451 00:17:31,057 --> 00:17:32,489 I'll tell you this. 452 00:17:32,558 --> 00:17:35,059 I have been a size 4 and a size 14, 453 00:17:35,127 --> 00:17:37,361 and right now I don't know what size I am 454 00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:39,329 because I'm afraid to go clothes shopping, 455 00:17:39,398 --> 00:17:40,764 But none of that matters. 456 00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:44,001 The point is, I've never let it affect who I am, 457 00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:45,469 and never will. 458 00:17:45,538 --> 00:17:48,405 Because size doesn't matter. 459 00:17:48,474 --> 00:17:50,307 It's what's inside that counts. 460 00:17:50,376 --> 00:17:54,645 And my insides kicked all of your insides' asses today. 461 00:17:59,318 --> 00:18:00,951 You stop that slow clap right now. 462 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,553 Yeah, B.K. is right. 463 00:18:02,621 --> 00:18:04,121 "B.K."? See? 464 00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:05,155 I knew it was a matter of time 465 00:18:05,224 --> 00:18:06,890 before you called me "Big Katie." 466 00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:08,759 - Big Katie? - Mm-hmm. 467 00:18:08,828 --> 00:18:11,495 No! B.K. stands for "Bitchy Katie." 468 00:18:11,564 --> 00:18:14,665 Oh. 469 00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:16,366 I can see that. 470 00:18:17,570 --> 00:18:19,336 All right, everyone. 471 00:18:19,405 --> 00:18:20,838 We are all tied up. 472 00:18:20,906 --> 00:18:24,675 Which means everything comes down to the tug-of-war! 473 00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:33,016 - Nancy. - Mm? 474 00:18:33,085 --> 00:18:36,487 If we really want to win, I should be the anchor. 475 00:18:36,555 --> 00:18:37,788 But you just gave that whole speech 476 00:18:37,857 --> 00:18:39,123 about size not mattering and everything. 477 00:18:39,191 --> 00:18:40,691 Yeah, but come on. 478 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,960 Big girl's gotta be the anchor. 479 00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:48,532 I got it. 480 00:18:48,601 --> 00:18:49,933 Are you sure? 481 00:18:50,002 --> 00:18:51,468 Yeah, I'm sure. 482 00:19:04,650 --> 00:19:06,550 Honorable mention. Not bad. 483 00:19:06,619 --> 00:19:09,019 Next year, you and I are taking home first place. 484 00:19:09,088 --> 00:19:10,721 Definitely. 485 00:19:10,790 --> 00:19:12,089 So... 486 00:19:12,158 --> 00:19:13,757 what's the secret ingredient? 487 00:19:16,328 --> 00:19:18,562 Teamwork. 488 00:19:18,631 --> 00:19:20,864 Huh. 489 00:19:21,867 --> 00:19:23,167 Never mind. 490 00:19:23,235 --> 00:19:24,401 You can do it with Trip. 491 00:19:26,338 --> 00:19:28,138 Give it up for your mom, the big winner! 492 00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:30,140 Thank you. Thank you. 493 00:19:30,209 --> 00:19:32,142 I'm so proud of you, Mama. 494 00:19:32,211 --> 00:19:35,412 Thanks to you, we won all of Field Day. 495 00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:39,817 - Aah! - Aah! 496 00:19:39,885 --> 00:19:42,286 Where's my shoe?! 497 00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:51,061 Yay! Ya-hoo! 498 00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:52,830 Yay! 499 00:19:52,898 --> 00:19:54,716 Why?! 500 00:19:55,645 --> 00:19:57,513 With everything that happened at Field Day, 501 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,177 I just wanted to bury the hatchet, and I figured, 502 00:20:00,247 --> 00:20:03,569 "What better way to do it than over a meal?" 503 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:04,939 Chili? 504 00:20:05,002 --> 00:20:06,135 My husband made it. 505 00:20:06,203 --> 00:20:07,436 It's delicious. 506 00:20:07,505 --> 00:20:09,004 Try it. 507 00:20:09,073 --> 00:20:10,572 You first. 508 00:20:10,641 --> 00:20:12,441 Do you really think that I would poison you? 509 00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:13,609 I don't know. 510 00:20:13,677 --> 00:20:15,043 When I hurled a clump of mud at your head, 511 00:20:15,112 --> 00:20:17,179 you said you were gonna make orphans of my children. 512 00:20:17,248 --> 00:20:18,414 Fine. 513 00:20:18,482 --> 00:20:19,915 Unh-unh-unh. This one. 514 00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:28,991 Mmm! 515 00:20:29,059 --> 00:20:30,125 Delicious. 516 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:37,666 - Mmm! - Mm-hmm. 517 00:20:37,735 --> 00:20:38,700 Wow, that is yummy! 518 00:20:38,769 --> 00:20:39,668 Mm-hmm. 519 00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:43,038 Don't mind if I do. Excuse me. 520 00:20:46,691 --> 00:20:48,691 Oh, my God! Make it stop! 521 00:20:50,461 --> 00:20:52,595 This is a million times worse than natural childbirth, 522 00:20:52,697 --> 00:20:53,896 and it's still worth it! 523 00:20:53,998 --> 00:20:55,765 Why?! Why?! 524 00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:58,167 Because I hate you more than I like myself. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net